Hello, good afternoon, and welcome, and happy Halloween
The ghoul will guide you to your seats, in her dress of gabardine
She doesn’t know she looks like that, so you shouldn’t make a scene
The headless woman haunts the halls, so please step inside the theatre
There’s the candy and popcorn kiosk, manned by the childlike creature
You’ve got sixteen minutes until it starts, so grab a snack before the feature
If you need the toilet, turn towards your left, and descend
The uncanny stairs that eat your soul, and seem to never end
The attendant bog creature bides below, in a U-bend
Once you’ve slithered back up the stairs you can finally take your seats
While a troupe of tumbling tarantulamen perform acrobatic feats
They know no one’s really watching them: ignore the ‘ums’ and ‘aahs’ and ‘neats’.
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